The Federal Republic of New United Goryeo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Prime Minister of Goryeo with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.135 billion New United Goryeoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Reine du Ciel. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New United Goryeoan economy, worth 347 trillion Won a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,102 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New United Goryeo's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New United Goryeo is ranked 273,081^st in the world and 198^th in Thaecia for Most Patriotic, with 0.67 flags saluted per person per day.